what john’s note REALLY said

marcelock:

Dear Sherlock,

By the time you read this I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen:

Your sister will shoot me, then Mycroft will try to shoot a clown, then your sister will blow us up, then we’ll all get on a boat and go to murder prison island, then get trapped, I’ll try to shoot a warden but I won’t be able to, you’ll try to shoot Mycroft, then you’ll try to shoot yourself, then your sister will shoot all of us.

PS then a bunch of gay conspirators will read this letter and then shoot each other.