Me, scanning the Sherlock scripts:

Me: “Hmmmmm….”

Me: “Sherlock and John are in love…”

Me: *scrolls past 50 pages*

Me: “Sherlock and John are still in love…”

Me: *scrolls past 200 pages*

Me: “Mary is a villain…”

Me: *gets to the end*

Me: “Water is wet.”