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OK. this took me FOREVER! But Here are screencaps of ALL the BOLD words from that second Vivala.me video. Have At it Folks! Tags under the Cut.

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Ah! Thank you so much for this!!!

SO? This gave me instant anxiety! As everyone has noted, this is the shittiest marketing campaign ever for a company that’s supposed to offer a source of comfort. 

THEY SAY YOU CAN’T CONTROL THE FUTURE 

HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONTROL

AFTER DEATH CONTROL

YOU’RE NOW ABLE TO CONTROL

YOU NOW CAN CONTROL YOUR FUTURE

you NOW CAN 

control YOUR FUTURE

not to mention

VERY LONG AND PAINFUL

YOU ARE STILL ALIVE

 reminded me of this:

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Just saying.

@devoursjohnlock @221bloodnun @whimsicalethnographies @euphoriccalliope apologies if I’m leaving out literally everybody but I gtg.

THREE PACKAGES!

It’s totally disturbing how many times the word “control” appears in this text

They said control, like 50 times, at least. It was weird.

This is curiously strange.