Nicely

valeria2067:

glenmoresparks:

As always, I’m on the periphery of conversation, but I overhear that Moffatt described Mary as having shot Sherlock nicely. That’s a relief, because I thought it was a savage, cold blood attempt on his life. But it was nice, so I worried needlessly.

I wonder if that is a consideration in sentencing a convicted nice shooter? “Your Honour, she shot him at close range and blasted his hepatic artery open, but she was pregnant, and she was very polite about it, and she wore this really interesting black beanie, so it was a nice shooting. I recommend a suspended sentence and some booties for the new baby.”

It opens up a whole new genre of assault and homicide, doesn’t it?

To shoot someone nicely.

To stab someone nicely.

To run over someone nicely.

To burn someone’s house down nicely.

To throw someone under a bus nicely. 

Or have I misunderstood? Is shooting someone nicely subtext for we forgot what happened in the other series, so we just took a guess and filled the rest in with approximations?

John beat and kicked the shit out of Sherlock nicely.

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