the-7-percent-solution:

disaronnus:

the-7-percent-solution:

Reporters, the year 2050: “So, Paige Mitchell, you’re running for president.”

Me: “That is correct.”

Reporters: “Your campaign platform is incredibly popular with middle-class voters.”

Me: “Mmhmmm.”

Reporters: “But we stumbled upon a deactivated profile of a former social media site called ‘tumblr.com’ and our records show that between the years 2015 and 2019 you posted 7,865 pages of text and images of gay sex, most with the caption ‘lick me daddy’ – care to explain why that might be?” 

Me: “Well, the thing is–”

HAHAHAHAHA.

Wouldn’t it be great though if alternatively, everyone was like:

Me: “Oh yes… yes, I forgot… it’s 2050… *everyone* is gay.”

watsonshoneybee:

i think my favorite thing about a study in scarlet is that holmes and watson live together for literal fucking months before watson almost by accident finds out what holmes does for a living. he spends something like three months fucking around their flat like “wtf is this guy doing” and obsessing over holmes’ apparent single-stick skills before holmes is finally like “oh my god what do i have to fucking do, publish an article? put an engraved invite in the fucking strand?…………..you know what, ok. ok. i fucking will” and as soon as watson figures out what holmes does, holmes is immediately like JFC FINALLY THANK GOD LET’S GO INVESTIGATE WATSON