A merchant of
Baghdad was sipping tea in his garden when his servant ran up to him,
breathless and trembling. āMaster,ā he cried. āI have just
seen Death in your garden. She pointed at me with such a ghastly
stare that I knew she had come for me.ā āSo you have seen
Death,ā the merchant replied, āas each man must. I
understand your alarm.ā āI must leave Baghdad and go far away
from Death. I have a brother in Samarra. I will go there tonight,
Master, and escape my fate.ā āThen take my swiftest horse, and
go with my blessing.ā As the hoofbeats of the fleeing servant
faded in his ears, the merchant, curious, walked through his gardens
to confront Death. āMy servant has done no harm. Why do you disturb him with your ghastly stare?ā Death smiled. āI did not mean to.
I was merely surprised to see him in Baghdad when I have an
appointment with him this evening, at his brotherās house in
Samarra.ā
old illustration from last year published in Cricket magazine
Yall remember when the Sherlock fandom and Transformers fandom got into a fucking fight
I need to see this.
What happened was that Sherlock had an episode called The Final Problem, which the fandom then abreviated to tfp. The problem was that thereās a popular Transformers show called Transformers: Prime, which is also abreviated to tfp.
It was a shit show.
The main argument was that Transformers: Prime came first and had the tag first so the Transformers fandom should be the ones to keep it while the Sherlock fandom told the Transformers fandom to basically get out and find a new tag. The Transformers fandom got super fucking pissed about it and pretty much spammed the tag as much as they could.
It didnāt last for very long but Iām pretty sure that the Transformers fandom won because the tag is full of robots again.
Oh hey, itās exactly what happened when Sherlock got in a fight with a kpop fandom.
Why were they fighting with kpop
why does the sherlock fandom keep fighting chill yāall
This is why every fandom needs their own Maccadam.
Sherlocked 2017 memories #14: Hereās some
things I remembered from the con, that I was there for, but didnāt tell you in
my reports: In the cocktail party Claire Pritchard told us that when they
were filming in Miskin, the first day Louise Brealey wasnāt there as she was
still doing another job⦠so when you see the back of Molly knocking on the
front door of the therapists house⦠thatās not Louise at all, but one of the
crew in her clothes & a wig! Then when we see the reverse shot of her face,
thatās actually the next day.
Also Una Stubbs told us that that they wanted to keep it a surprise
that Sherlock was in the boot of the car, so they put screens up all around the
car to film that scene (very carefully so as not to be in the shot) to hide it
from all the setlockers & neighbours watching. She also said that watching Benedict Cumberbatch scrunch himself up small to fit into the boot was one of the funniest things
sheās seen him do⦠boots on super cars are pretty small and Ben is about 6
foot tall, so he was comically swearing & laughing as he clambered inā¦
and there was Una trying to keep a straight face, because although Ben was
hidden, she could be seen by all the onlookers!!
There are honking cars and a man asks,Ā āAre you drunk?ā
This always seemed strange to me. Because the only person where we get these drunk/alcohol problem/etc. references is usually John. So, what if this isnāt about Sherlock at all? What if itās about John?Ā
Sherlock is in a coma, and reality is bleeding through. So maybe John couldnāt bear to sit next to Sherlockās hospital bed forā¦what hours, days, weeks (we donāt even know how long this has been going on). So, John went out and got drunk to drown out the pain. He got really drunk, then returned to the hospital room and some nurse or doctor called him out on it:Ā āAre you drunk? Do you know where you are?ā and in his coma Sherlock heard that.
What if the ensuing dialogue between Billy Wiggins and Sherlock is actually something else?
Sherlock isnāt asking Billy Wiggins,Ā āWhat are you doing here?ā This is Sherlock in his own mind asking John,Ā āWhat are you doing here? You should be at Baker Street.ā Although Sherlock bungles it all up and reconnects it in a different way because this is a dream. Or maybe the other doctor or nurse is asking John that. Or maybe Mrs Hudson.
And then, as @monikakrasnorada just pointed out to me, we actually hear Johnās voice at min. 26:17. Johnās voice says,Ā āSherlock!āĀ
So, what if a drunk John actually returned to Sherlockās hospital room, got scolded for drinking by somebody (nurse, other doctor, whoever), was maybe even told by that other person to go home (Baker Street!), but then just as that argument between John and that other doctor or nurse or whoever played out, John turned around and saw something was off about Sherlock and he shouted,Ā āSherlock!ā
Seeing as this is the moment where the whole episode starts to tilt on its head, and seeing as this happens before Sherlockās ācoagulationā comment later on and also before theĀ ābeyond viralā comments, it could easily be that a drunk John, to his utter horror, recognised at that very moment that something could have potentially hit Sherlockās brain. (Maybe Sherlockās face was āstrokingā or something?) So, John cried out,Ā āSherlock!āĀ
Aaaand you know the rest, they start to test what is going on with his brain and talk aboutĀ ācoagulationā and an infection and push Sherlock in the MRI machine and so on and so forth.
If you need any more angst. Thereās loads more where that came from. I can assure you, I can give you a top off any time.:) My pleasureā¦
Agahajakl thereās a movie coming out in March thatās a sequel? to the gnomeo and Juliet movie but this time with Sherlock Holmes for some reason? I live for the puns butā¦hereās the kickerā¦JOHNNY TRASHBAG D*PP is playing Sherlock???? If they think Iām throwing my money on that they are wrong
What have I just read with my own two eyes
The trailer didn’t really tell me the plot, something about how a human is going to smash all he gnomes and Sherlock + Watson have to help save everyone? But when it flipped though the cast I was like okay okay, and then A HUGE NO. Chiwetel ejiofor plays Watson but still.
Sherlock x2 & Eurus Wig Pictures from Claire Pritchardās meet n greet.
At the end of her fabulous talk with us I asked if I could photograph
the wigs that she had brought along to show us. Also onstage in the talk
with Sian she had the Eurus wig on a stand so I could take a piccie of the front. (The 2 Sherlock wigs are obviously not washed/set as well as they would be on set, because she had to pack them to bring them to the convention.)
Agahajakl there’s a movie coming out in March that’s a sequel? to the gnomeo and Juliet movie but this time with Sherlock Holmes for some reason? I live for the puns but…here’s the kicker…JOHNNY TRASHBAG D*PP is playing Sherlock???? If they think I’m throwing my money on that they are wrong