I made you guys a short video! I hope you like it. It’s a comedic visual representation of what it was like this January for many people in the online fandom. In case you need a laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Sherlock: Moriarty is definitely dead and i know exactly what he’s going to do next
Narrator Voice: he did, in fact, not know what moriarty was about to do next. neither did the writers who hadn’t planned anything in advance and pulled crazy edgelord’s shutter island spin-off out of their asses as they went along
“You ought to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier! I drilled people.”
“You were a dentist!”
“I had bad days.”
“I always hear ‘drill me in the face’ when you’re talking”
“Somebody loves you. If I had to punch that face I’d avoid your nose and teeth too, but no sane dentist would miss the opportunity to get a new patient”
“Can we not do this this time?”
“Do what?”
“You, being all mysterious with your jawbones…”
Army Dentist John Watson pulling rank in Baskerville:
“Ever heard of a check-up? Drill Sergeant John Watson, 5th Northumberland Fusiliers. Now open wide. That’s an order, Corporal.”
“Major, please. John Watson, 3 years in Afghanistan,
veteran of Kandahar, Helmand and the London bloody Smile Clinic. Now LET
ME EXAMINE THIS MOUTH.”
A Study in Periodontology
The Blind Dentist
The Great Claim
A Scandal in Pannonia
The Canine of Baskerville
The Rootcanal Fall
The Empty mouth
The sign of three lost teeth
His last tooth
I am crying @drinkcodeconfirmed I was thinking of The Empty Mouth too asfasfhagdagh! Loving His Last Tooth too. Here’s mine:
The Empty Mouth
The Sign of Teeth
His Last Crown
…which of course means I have to do this:
and let’s not forget the famous quote from The Abominable Bridge:
I’m an army dentist, which means I can punch out every tooth in your mouth WHILE NAMING THEM!
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