us: on a plane, screaming, high above everyone else with the perfect metaphor, no idea how to land, no one else is awake, HOW COME NO ONE ELSE IS AWAKE???!?! CAN’T YOU SEE SOMETHING’S WRONG? THE PLANE IS CRASHING?
mofftiss: [maniacally] WELCOME… TO THE FINAL PROBLEM!

atikiology:

Sherlock S5E1: someone’s been playing a very long game. we’ve been dropping hints that John’s mentally ill super-intelligent evil bisexual great grand-uncle Belthazor has escaped from a high-security facility in Nevada after secretly taking over the institution and turning it into a meth lab while also infiltrating Dunkin Donuts to use it as a money laundering scheme. his daughter Grief has shown up disguised as Soo Lin Yao in the episode The Blind Banker. John’s walking cane is actually Belthazor’s that he gave him as a parting gift when he was institutionalized by MI6 agent Harry Watson who was 4 at the time. You were told but you didn’t listen. Tune in to witness our heroes get trapped in a house on Elm Street as Belthazor chases them through their dreams. He has knife hands btw. this might be our best episode so far. 

Signs as fucky S4 events

Aries: Shermit
Taurus: The .JPEG blog page
Gemini: BFI SCREENING 3 DAYS PRIOR TO THE ACTUAL EPISODE
Leo: The glowing skull
Virgo: Putin leaking the Russian episode
Libra: What baby?
Scorpio: The Hug ©
Sagittarius: Mycroft’s sad ass kitchen but he lives in a mansion
Capricorn: The disappearing chains
Aquarius: Mary jumping in front of a bullet in less than 0.0001 seconds

shurplepurpofsex:

kordineon:

hudders-tea:

madamfandom-101:

tea-and-gingernuts:

sherlockinacrown:

gayholmie:

kordineon:

You can clearly see how not ready I am for TFP.

WHEN THE MOOS STARTED I WAS GONE

I’m CRYING 

AIOJDAIOJIFOJSNEIFOSJEIFOSEJFJFJFJFJFJFJFIKDDWDDDDDD WTF WTF I AM DEAD X’‘‘‘‘‘‘D

Brilliant

WHAT IS THIS OMFG LUV IT DESERVES A MILLION OSCARS THIS IS A GIFT HONESTLY A 4.5 HOUR LOOP OF THIS WOULD B TONNES MORE WORTH THAN THE ENTIRETY OF SEASON 4

Thanks. This is probably the best/worst thing I’ve done this year and we’re only in January.

I’m out XD