you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
imagine being sister edgelord’s IT guy like, “you want HOW many projectors WHERe?”
dude hanging on a scaffolding over the well attempting to install a Dropcam like “it’s a good thing this chick’s mind-programming is so compelling because this gig doesn’t even include dental”
lmao omg
How about the beta testing. “How emotionally challenging was your experience in test number 3. Did you just piss your pants from fear or laughter. Wrong answer and you can be Alex Garridebs in the next run-through.”
“bob, listen, the moriarty clips aren’t syncing with audio and the boss just threatened to strangle me with my own intestines, how good are you with Final Cut Pro?”
“So who’s going to tell her that retro-fitting the high-security cells on level -7 with automatic sliding secret doors linked to the main console will take 18 months?”
“Hey I have a newborn, guys, give me a break.”
“Alright, Fred, rock-paper-scissors?”
“Has anyone seen Joe? I thought he was on A/V for the Gun Room rehearsal”
“Dude, he failed the loudspeaker test-run, she mind-controlled him off the edge of the south wing during our last performance review.”
“That asshole owed me ten quid. Pass me a Rockstar?”
“So who wants to help me haul a grown man into a small fake room?”
“Who’s got the family pictures we need to put on the walls? Also we need glue, stat”
“I’ve only got scotch tape. I think the boss didn’t program me sufficiently”
“Someone needs to get me out of the well after I chain this guy to the bottom of it.”
“I can’t, I’m already lugging the water.”
“Damn it, Jack.”
“wait, I’m contracted to take out all the glass, but keep the ‘illusion of glass’ what the fudge guys? I’m not a magician. I just had to take a four hour boat ride to get here for this?”
(ps. I love everyone here)
“I am so fucking tired of chipping new conduit runs in this dense-ass concrete. If she wanted to run a whole extra set of monitors in every damned room in the place she should have thought of that when they built it because any idiot could have seen that wifi wouldn’t work through all of this shit.”
Can you imagine them actually entering Sherrinford tho… Like all those armed guards going “Hey! Who are you guys?! How do you know about Super Secret Murder Prison Island?!” And the poor it guy’s just like “idk man someone called *squints at paper* Eurozone Homie hired us to install some TVs and stuff” “Ah, yeah, right, Eurus, that girl who can’t be approached by people ever. Come right in, kettle’s just on!”
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