love-yellow-door:

strawberrypatty:

misselizabethbennets:

I keep telling him, if he was any good as a detective, I wouldn’t need a new mantel.

Is anyone else mad we’ve never seen Sherlock “karate the fridge” (what does that even mean?) because there’s no breakfast?

My name’s Sherlock
and wen it’s day
or Tesco’s shut
or John’s away
and wen my brain
won’t shift one smidge
i get up late
i chop the fridge.

(Sorry)