We need to talk about Anthea

mollydobby:

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Or is it Andrea? Never mind what her real name is (x) – we have a bigger mystery to consider. 

Have we ever seen this woman in broad daylight? 

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No. Only either at night, or in an underground lair office. 

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Who only goes out at night, and knows how to work

sharply tailored outfits in black and white with pointy collars and coats for maximum ~drama~? 

VAMPIRES.

Conclusion: Anthea-Andrea is a VAMPIRE. (Keep an eye out for her in the upcoming Dracula series from Mofftiss.)

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[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

We need to talk about Anthea

mollydobby:

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Or is it Andrea? Never mind what her real name is (x) – we have a bigger mystery to consider. 

Have we ever seen this woman in broad daylight? 

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No. Only either at night, or in an underground lair office. 

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Who only goes out at night, and knows how to work

sharply tailored outfits in black and white with pointy collars and coats for maximum ~drama~? 

VAMPIRES.

Conclusion: Anthea-Andrea is a VAMPIRE. (Keep an eye out for her in the upcoming Dracula series from Mofftiss.)

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[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

finalproblem:

…that’s a friggin’ traffic cone, isn’t it.

And wait, I recognize that “???” note…

It’s the same one that’s in the First Week of Filming behind the scenes video.

So if we just zoom in…

And squint + willfully ignore the actual shapes of the letters…

BOOM.

The traffic cone really was the key to everything all along. Told you so.


[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

finalproblem:

So in The Six Thatchers, Mary faked her own death.

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Long story short, the fake death was because BBC Sherlock’s Mary is an adapted version of the character Birdy Edwards from The Valley of Fear. (Who, even longer story even shorter, also faked his own death.)

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Because Mary = Birdy, the show’s been doing little things like filling her house with birds.

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And putting her in a bird print dress.

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Funny thing about The Lying Detective, then.

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Culverton Smith’s makeup person was wearing a bird print top.

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The whole time he was on the phone with John, she was in the background. But they “happened” to leave her face out of the shot.

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And she just “happened” to be wearing rings in a very familiar pattern.

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Diamond engagement ring + plain wedding band on her left hand

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…and a decorative ring on her right hand.

(Rings were a whole thing with Birdy Edwards, who also had three of them. And a secret tattoo.)

Mary left a DVD telling Sherlock to help John by picking a fight with a bad guy. Then Sherlock picked a fight with Culverton, and Mary turned up in disguise.


[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.

The makeup lady we see in closeup is probably the same random extra we see from a distance later.

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Ha ha ha, I’m just being silly for April Fool’s. Silly, silly—

You know what? NO.

It may be silly, but I actually believe this one. I don’t even care if I can’t totally explain why they did it, a not-insignificant part of me believes they really did.

So there.

I warned you.]

finalproblem:

Redbeard was real.

Not only that, but Redbeard was in fact the ONLY real character in the entire show.

Every other character in Sherlock existed purely in a dog’s imagination. After his owner spent yet another evening sitting inside reading detective stories, Redbeard dreamed of having a different life where his owner was much more adventurous.

Yes, it all seemed to take a tragic turn at the end, but that was because it was the kind of dream where you wake up and learn a lesson about feeling grateful for what you have. Instead of ceasing to exist in a sudden collision of angst and plot twists, Redbeard actually woke up, got a treat, and then was taken to the dog park where he could play with his friend Eurus the Greek Shepherd while their owners sat on a bench reading. (Eurus’ owner only reads about airplanes. You should see that dog’s dreams.)

This theory, of course, explains why the only other dog we saw Sherlock interact with was pretty pathetic at his job. Sorry, Toby, but Redbeard wasn’t going to invent a true rival in his own dream.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty okay with the revelation that we’ve all spent half a decade obsessing about the imaginings of a very creative pup. Good dog, Redbeard.


[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

Reichencrack day is today and unfortunately I won’t be participating with new stuff this year 😢I was super behind with irl work this week because of my longer than expected vacation AND I started another job as well. But I do have some pretty completely true posts from years past that I will be sharing.

221bloodnun:

How To Tell If You’re In A Jane Austen Novel – Sherlock Style

All of your dresses look like nightgowns.

A member of the armed forces has revealed himself to be morally deficient.

You once took a walk with a cad.

Everyone in the neighborhood, including your mother, has ranked you and
your sisters in order of hotness. You know exactly where you fall on the
list.

A woman who is not your mother treats you like her own daughter. Your actual mother is dead or ridiculous.

You develop a resentment at a public dance.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

Inspired by this post.