*climbing through moffat’s kitchen window* i just find it funny, and by funny i mean unbearably annoying, how sherlock just completely ignored john’s vatican cameos *dusting myself off and going to the fridge* i mean, the entire point of this season and tbh the rest of the show was that john and sherlock need to cooperate to work efficiently *gets a carton of milk and chugs it* and sherlock just went against alla dat even though we know he’d learned from his mistakes after the reichenbach fall. also *pours all the remaining milk over my head* sherlock was gonna shoot himself and john just stood there like a fucken idiot???? whats up with that???
if it helps you understand this scenario more: i’m lactose intolerant
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and dont get me started on the casual audience who has already moved on. they watched tfp like ‘wow that was bad’ and moved on to other shows. there are many many other tv shows and sherlock is not exceptional if you’re a casual viewer. people will laugh at how bad it is and then forget and move on.
like literally this is a book club for bbc sherlock cause they wrote the thing like a goddamn novel
the entrance fee is your sanity
when someone’s hugely successful Sherlock Holmes adaptation complete with a canon queer romance in between John and Sherlock earns them an interview and a question “what inspired you to write this” can you please PLEASE look directly into the camera and say something along the lines of “because mark gatiss and steven moffat were too much of fucking cowards”
If @2213-tv takes off I promise you all I will do this.
One of the best things about doing the rose thing today is that a bunch of tourists and couples kept on taking photos in front of our section of the fountain…like John and Sherlock’s love will now be in the background of many photos of people from all over the world expressing adventure, friendship and love
@ Mofftiss. 29/01/17 😧
“twenty thousand furious readers cancelled their subscription to The Strand, nearly bankrupting the magazine.” funny because BBC received 25,000 complaints. it’s happening again!!!
i aspire to singlehandedly bankrupt the bbc
So are you telling me they sent out 25,000 identical “Johnlock isn’t real you fucks” response letters? Because my head is swimming in the madness of it all.
No source for 25,000 complaints? but I imagine it was in the thousands. Probably.
Current Mood.
january 29th. nothing out of the ordinary. tjlc collectively sighs, takes off our tinfoil hats, some disappointed and others expectant. we go on netflix, tumblr, youtube, everywhere just to escape for a bit. our screens flicker. did you. must be a connectivity issue. keeps flickering. miss me? you hear the neighbors complaining through the walls, the newscaster is unsure of what to do as his teleprompter freezes up. the flickering increases, static and glitchy, and oh. could it be? andrew scott faces the screen, a manic grin on his face, “did you miss me? did you miss me? did you miss me?” the bastards did it, by god they did it. you pull out your phone; the same face. did you miss me? you can’t dial anything. your alarm clock has the words scrolling rapidly across its screen in stiff letters; did you miss me? did you miss me? you run downstairs to your family. your mother is in the kitchen. it’s andrew scott in a wig. “did you miss me, dear?” your sister is doing homework at the table, but it’s andrew scott again, carving ‘did you miss me’ into the wood. the dog is andrew scott, naked, napping by the fire. oh shit. you run outside, thunder rolling overhead, only to glimpse andrew scott jogging past with short shorts and a sports bra. across the street, the 90 year old man shuffling his garbage to the curb is just andrew scott in a robe with a scowl. the secret is unraveling. somewhere, mark and steven are laughing and triumphant in their glee. the rug pull. never been done before. television history. the thunder says, “did you miss me?” you tilt your face up to the sky, letting yourself finally smile. you feel your face. it’s andrew’s. “did you miss me?” you whisper as the rain begins to fall.
welcome to the final problem.
I have never tin hatted and never will. But this is the funniest and best thing I have ever read
I’ve never been one for reincarnation, but if I’ve had a past life, I know for sure I was one of those original Sherlock Holmes fans that physically assaulted Doyle after he purposely tanked The Final Problem of 1893.
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