finalproblem:

It’s all so obvious.

It was right there. Sherlock asked what he was missing, and Karim told him.

“Master Bun.”

Sure, you thought it was just an innocent children’s card game. But when is this show ever that simple?

It’s not “Master Bun,” as in the Happy Families card.

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It’s “master bun,” as in the bunny that controls all of the other bunnies. So much more than just a rabbit. The bun at the center of a nest–a fluffy nest with a thousand cottontails and she knows precisely how each and every single one of them hops.

So who is this international rabbit of mystery?

You know what they say: “If there’s a bun on the wall in the first chapter…” What fluffy friend was introduced earlier in the story?

BLUEBELL.

“But Bluebell’s dead!” you cry out in your naïveté.

No, you sweet, sad thing. I can only pity you. You see but you do not observe.

Kirsty Stapleton reported Bluebell missing

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And while Sherlock jumped to the conclusion that Bluebell was dead…

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Sherlock: Why did Bluebell have to die, Dr. Stapleton?

If you pay attention, you’ll note that Dr. Stapleton never explicitly confirmed Bluebell’s death…

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Dr. Stapleton: There was a mix-up, anyway. My daughter ended up with one of the lab specimens, so poor Bluebell had to go.

But the most important clue of all is that SHERLOCK NEVER FOUND A BODY.

“And it only means one thing in a detective show when there’s no body.”
Steven Moffat

The rabbit’s death was clearly faked.

BLUEBELL IS ALIVE.

Sherlock missed the master bun, so the set isn’t complete.

The writers have been setting this up for years by hiding a rabbit in every series, starting with the very first episode.

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It’s also why they’ve placed so much emphasis on Sherlock’s hat. Everyone knows hats are the natural enemy of rabbits.

Stay tuned for Series 5 to see the great detective face off against his deadliest hidden enemy yet.

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(To be fair, that is quite a wide field.) 


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finalproblem:

“She didn’t hurt him. She just locked him in her old cell.”

Ah, but that was secretly the greatest punishment of all.

Eurus “locked” Mycroft into her old cell–the one with no glass.

And now she has hours of security camera footage of Mycroft not noticing that there was no glass.

Next year’s Christmas present is going to have to be the best ever if Mycroft doesn’t want that to be the next DVD Sherlock gets in the mail.


[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

finalproblem:

Redbeard was real.

Not only that, but Redbeard was in fact the ONLY real character in the entire show.

Every other character in Sherlock existed purely in a dog’s imagination. After his owner spent yet another evening sitting inside reading detective stories, Redbeard dreamed of having a different life where his owner was much more adventurous.

Yes, it all seemed to take a tragic turn at the end, but that was because it was the kind of dream where you wake up and learn a lesson about feeling grateful for what you have. Instead of ceasing to exist in a sudden collision of angst and plot twists, Redbeard actually woke up, got a treat, and then was taken to the dog park where he could play with his friend Eurus the Greek Shepherd while their owners sat on a bench reading. (Eurus’ owner only reads about airplanes. You should see that dog’s dreams.)

This theory, of course, explains why the only other dog we saw Sherlock interact with was pretty pathetic at his job. Sorry, Toby, but Redbeard wasn’t going to invent a true rival in his own dream.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty okay with the revelation that we’ve all spent half a decade obsessing about the imaginings of a very creative pup. Good dog, Redbeard.


[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]