shurplepurpofsex:

mylastvow:

caressthosecheekbones:

somewhere-inthe-deep:

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

knightoflodis:

kaieffingleng:

jumpingjacktrash:

copperbadge:

digitaldiscipline:

calystarose:

fondofsanddunes:

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Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996) 
“Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie – #1 movie on your bday 

My dad won this thread when I put it on the bookface:

“The original WAR OF THE WORLDS broadcast was on the radio.”

Mine did not have a tagline.

Because it was fucking APOCALYPSE NOW. 

….accurate, though.

mine was ‘deliverance’ and i don’t know the tagline, if it had one, but the line everyone remembers is “he got a real purty mouth, don’t he?” so make of that what you will

“A comedy about one nice guy who gets pushed too far,“ or, alternatively, “He’s a man of peace in a savage land… Suburbia.”

I can’t sit here and claim that’s not pretty accurate. 

Mine was “Hard to Kill”, which is apparently a Steven Seagal movie.

“The Empire Falls….”

Driving Ms Daisy

“It’s about life. It’s about love. It’s about us.” (The Color Purple)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…

fucking HANNIBAL. According to google the tag line is “His genius undeniable. His evil unspeakable.” Wow.

She makes dinner

She does Windows

She reads bedtime stories…

She is a blessing in disguise

deathshadowrules:

youthanasic:

thorinsmut:

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

This is my level of dramatic