john had his hand on a man’s bare genitals, like l i t e r a l l y
irene adler sexually dominated kate middleton
sherlock watched youtube videos on how to fold napkins
john loves attention, he wants to fucking roll around in it while jacking off
sherlock paraded around butt ass naked in front of a whole buncha guys
john & sherlock don’t know how to have friends other than each other
literally no one knows who the fuck mary is and mycroft is scared
john called sherlock “mate” and felt his bowels rearrange??
sherlock defeated death for only john
john has never gotten mad on behalf of mary ever
but he punched a police chief in the face for calling sherlock a weirdo
& he was gonna punch mr. carmichael for steppin to sherlock 1 time
sherlock opened a random door to check out hot military guys
john and sherlock threw a party together
THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN 12 OUT GAY PEOPLE ON THE SHOW, 13 IF YOU INCLUDE SHERLOCK’S UNCLE RUDY (who is a crossdresser which tbf doesn’t = gay, but we’re working with gay coding here so)
13 GAYS ON THE SHOW ALREADY WITH 1 OF THEM BEING SHERLOCK’S UNCLE, LIKE WHAT HARM IS 2 MORE GAYS??
LIKE BUDDY, HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA BUT THIS SHOW ALREADY GAY AS FUCK!!
Did you know the original post was from August 17, 2016? Back when everything was fun and didn’t involve secret sisters, clowns and bleeding paintings.
No, but, what if Sherlock comforts John in s4. And it starts out awkwardly, a mere pat, but the touch sets John off; he presses himself against Sherlock, no longer caring, desperate for someone to touch him, to comfort him. He’s been through so much, lost so much and Sherlock is the only one who can understand.
Sherlock stares for a moment at the top of John’s hand, his hand still resting on John’s shoulder, before it curls around the man, pressing him closer to him in a hug. His other hand settles on John’s neck before he can stop it.
SHERLOCK HOLMES “Sorry about the bony elbows, sorry we lived here, sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud. Especially that, but I should have known.”
JOHN WATSON “I didn’t want to write these pages until there were no hard feelings, no sharp ones. I do not have that luxury. I am sad and angry and I want everyone to be alive again. I want more landmarks, less landmines. I want to be grateful but I’m having a hard time with it.”
MOLLY HOOPER “When we were little we made houses out of cardboard boxes. We can do anything. It’s not because our hearts are large, they’re not, it’s what we struggle with. The attempt to say Come over.Bring your friends.”
GREG LESTRADE “I want more applesauce. I want more seats reserved for heroes. Dear Forgiveness, I saved a plate for you, Quit milling around the yard and come inside.”
MARY MORSTAN (A.G.R.A) “I will turn myself into a gun, because it’s all I have, because I’m hungry and hollow and just want something to call my own. I’ll be your slaughterhouse, your killing floor, your morgue and final resting, walking around with this bullet inside me ‘cause I couldn’t make you love me and I’m tired of pulling your teeth.”
MRS HUDSON “There should be just one safe place in the world, I mean this world. People get hurt here. People fall down and stay down and I don’t like the way the song goes.”
MYCROFT HOLMES “I can tell already you think I’m the dragon , that would be so like me, but I’m not. I’m not the dragon. I’m not the princess either.”
JAMES SHOLTO “There’s a niche in his chest where a heart would fit perfectly and he thinks if he could just maneuver one into place— well then, game over.”
IRENE ADLER “I am singing now while Rome burns. We are all just trying to be holy.”
JIM MORIARTY “Okay, so I’m the dragon. Big deal. You still get to be the hero.”
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