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Better endings than TFP: PSBattle

Finally found an aequate-quality still.  Let’s fix this, people!

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Have fun~!  To start us off:

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If Sherlock only had a heart! 
If John
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had a brain!  If they both only had one inch more!!!  They’re off to see the wizard to get their dearest wishes granted and be home in time for tea.

“Hey Posh!  Clever!  You see this?  THIS is how you survive an explosion!”

OMG I can’t wait to see more of these!

I aim to please.

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“Hurry!  It’s been 130 years, I can’t wait any longer!”

“But why did we take Dream-Moriarty’s advice?  Didn’t we deserve a proper wedding?”

“We may not have had time!  There’s no telling what the crazy Right – or the crazy writers – will do next.”

“And we’re wearing our coats all night?”

“Part of the fantasy, Sherlock.  Please, would you do this one thing for me?”

‘s’fine if no one else wants to play, I’ll play by myself.  (Just hope I don’t become the next Sister Edgelord over it.)  And in that case, the game of choice is:

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TFP: The Fearlessful Pirates – Sherlock and John try a long-considered career change, but are surprised when piracy proves more dangerous than detective work, with plot twists such as getting shot in the face resulting in real, visible consequences.  Perhaps it’s not a pirate’s life for them!

“You might want to run faster, mates!  Unless, of course, you fancy a matched set of those on your face.  Savvy?”

Tranquilizers gun. The final problem.

jawnlock-is-real:

Well, I just googled how a tranquilizers gun looks like and I got this photo.

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And yeah, I know there’d be many more types but looking again it’s even the same. The long thing. And looking back to Eurus’s gun, for me it doesn’t look like to a “tranquilizer gun”.

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So make your deductions.

So it always has that long shape for shooting the tranquilizer. 

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vitruvianwatson:

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vitruvianwatson:

Okay, so Mycroft is very obviously holding a pen in TST, and John is very obviously holding a pen in TFP, is there anyone holding a pen in TLD?  ‘Cause then maybe we could assume TST is Mycroft’s “fixing” of Mary’s murder as evidenced by his “fixing” of Sherlock killing Magnussen at the beginning; TFP is John’s mind after he gets shot; so presumably Sherlock would be writing TLD, but was he ever holding a pen in that one?  Does this make sense?

isn’t ‘Faith’ holding a pen, both as Faith herself and maybe even as Eurus? I’m sure she has a pen quite a few times – definitely as John’s therapist, if nothing else. I can’t recall whether she has one when talking to Sherlock as his ‘client’ though

Yes I thought about that like right after I posted this. So it could be her telling it? But that doesn’t make all that much sense to me unless she doesn’t actually exist and is, in fact, just a warped version of Sherlock himself.

it could just mean that sherlock and john aren’t narrating TLD and someone else is. eurus is also likened to the east wind, and people have been writing metas about how mary is actually the east wind so maybe it’s mary that’s narrating TLD?

OOH now that I like. And someone else pointed out that Smith is holding a pen at one point; it seems to be a villain writing episode.

yeah maybe it’s literally just a skewed narration from the Bad Guys, which makes sense, sorta, as both John and Sherlock lose their shit in … odd ways during that episode

Yes yes could be. My brain was not meant for meta lmao

Someone is definitely writing it because they kept talking about how Sherlock rewrote that story A Meeting in Samarra all throughout TST which kinda didn’t really have much to do with the content of the episode, unless Mary is the merchant somehow.

And then some very clever, detail oriented people, or the True Sherlockians as I call them, found that on the floor of 221B when the flat was blown up was the wedding song Sherlock wrote for John and Mary. That’s a pretty big inconsistency since they made sure to show us that Sherlock left the sheet music at the wedding for John and Mary to keep. So it shouldn’t have been in the flat at all. Unless they forgot to show us John moving back into the flat. Which is pretty important to the entire show so I doubt they would have.

The whole thing was screwy so I don’t know.

Yes it just makes sense to me for TST to have been Mycroft’s rewriting and TFP to be John’s but TLD confuses me.

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whtboutdeductions:

In case you’ve ever asked yourself: What color is John Watson’s hair?

It’s the color of a cable-knit jumper worn to a dimly-lit, obscure Italian restaurant. The color of windblown sand on a cloudy day in the dry, unforgiving desert. The color of pebbles and stones on the quiet shore of the Thames. The color of dust on the worn surface of an old medical textbook, sitting next to a microscope. The color of warm tea sipped peacefully in the early morning before heading to the clinic. The color of a narrow, leather sofa pushed against a wall that has been subjected to a tirade of bullets and yellow spray paint. The color of a small jacket brushing against a cane as it clicks against a path in Regent’s Park. The color of the riotous mop of curls on the head of the best and the wisest man that Dr. John Watson has ever known. And the color of his days when he thought he had lost that man forever…

Your description is scripture

Sherlock, preparing to shoot the wall: BORED!
John, holding out his hand for the gun: Is that what it’s called?
Sherlock, handing the gun over with a sigh: No
John, unloading the gun and locking it up: What’s it called?
Sherlock: An anxiety attack
John: Right and what shall we do about that?
Sherlock: A walk?
John: okay
Sherlock: okay

We’re all stories in the end…

darlingtonsubstitution:

isitandwonder:

What will follow is a very long explanation of why I think BBC Sherlock has become fan fiction in every sense of the word, applying a technique called estrangement effect to achieve as well as envision this. It has been happening since S3 – but came into full force in S4 and especially TFP.

Let me state at first: Sherlock Holmes is dead. He died after jumping off Bart’s. That’s the one thing Mofftisson did that no other adaption has dared to do. Not even ACD did describe Holmes dying. But Mofftisson showed us: Sherlock jumped and hit the pavement. We saw it, and it was never explained how he survived. Because he didn’t. What we watch in TEH is altered footage, like in the beginning of TST. Alienated ficitional reality.

But still Sherlock came back. How is this possible? Because Sherlock Holmes never lived, and so could never die; because Sherlock Holmes as a fictional character has long ago crossed the line between ficiton and reality. He exists in both worlds, the ficitonal and ours. Schödinger’s Sherlock, so to speak.

Mofftiss (and Steve Thompson) have adapted Holmes for the 21st century – with all its consequences. They are the first who allow Holmes to die – as it should have been, in Watson’s arms. This is truly new – like it or not.

But why could he survive? Because of the fans. Fans brought Holmes back in 1903 – and they brought him back in S3 (or even MHR). Whereas S1 and S2 might still be somehow canon compliant if modernised, with S3/MHR the show left the realm of ACD and became something else. It became our story. We are the narrators. Therefore, we appear, for example, as Anderson or the Empty Hearse Club, before we, in TAB, leave this concrete narrator position behind to ascend onto yet another narrative level.

Many commented (and lamented) the change from S2 to S3. The show became a romcom! The cases didn’t matter anymore! All those new characters! All true – because the BBC adaption had detached itself from ACD and started to become its own work of art, it’s very own pastiche. That might be self-referential; and perhaps wasn’t even always well made (TFP!) – but I think we should stop applying real life structures and standards to this work of art – because it simply doesn’t work. (And, as every writer, Mofftiss have the right to fuck their own story up).

The audience and fandom struggle with a lot of twists after S2 because making the distinction between canon compliant fictional verisimilitude and the realm of associative fan fic is especially hard to mark with a figure like Holmes – who seems real and yet never was. On the other hand, he is the perfect character to undergo such a narrative transformation.

If this interests you, please continue under the cut.

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@isitandwonder this is incredible, thank you so much for writing such a thoughtful meta. For decades and decades, fan-created Sherlock Holmes stories inevitably follow a similar path – as the canon is over a century old, each fan-creation carries baggage accumulated through different time, space, language, and culture. However, Sherlock Holmes as an icon often overpowers the narrative – today, one doesn’t need to ever read a word of Doyle’s story to know who Sherlock Holmes is: a Victorian-era detective in a funny hat. Following that icon, a myth; or, the same narrative with 130 years worth of baggage.

You’re absolutely correct in saying that a Sherlock Holmes fell to his death in TRF. I believe that’s the icon – the one most familiar, the same Sherlock Holmes that fans continue to fall in love with decade after decade. With series 3 and 4, the assembling of a myth, but this one with a consistent undercurrent of dissonance. The thing is, sometimes the medium is part of the message; and the beauty, as well as the downfall of modern visual media, is its ability to deceit in ways the written text or the theatre simply can not. But audiences are complacent because “it’s always been this way.” For better or worse, I think the creators of Sherlock (and this is everyone, not just Mofftiss) might be taking the estrangement effect beyond the narrative – because in shattering the myth of Sherlock Holmes (by making the romance between Holmes and Watson explicit) there’s no escape of it being political, and the only way to create this necessary distance, the audience has to be aware of the medium, the visual media – not only as a tool used to present the narrative but also part of it. For most of series 4, we were explicitly made aware of the medium, and TFP, the shattering climax that everyone noticed, not by the narrative presented in the traditional sense, but through visual narrative assault (for lack of a better phrase). Where we landed was certainly unexpected, but it served very little purpose – the Mary-the-narrator myth did not travel far from the 130 years worth of baggage, the distance created was for… nothing?

And I think this is where I disagree. Yes, you can kill the idea of Sherlock Holmes as the mainstream media/audience know it – first by killing the icon (check), then the myth (not quite) – right now we are one tiny step short, and both my heart and my brain tell me this is an interruption rather than a conclusion. However, at the end of the day, Sherlock is a commercial product, the creators are free to do whatever they like, or necessary. It’d be a shame, though, to have it end this way, don’t you think?

“But then all the stories started coming true…”

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More: “You’ve been reading John’s blog…” The Final Problem Nightmare

Drugged by Ninjas?? Like Ninjas with Secret Tattoos????

😱👀 Re: the ninja thing, we have that deleted HLV deduction in the final shooting script where Sherlock makes a “secret gymnast” deduction when looking for “Lady Smallwood” in CAM’s office but then he dismisses that as “stupid”! Sherlock! 🙃 TD12 is the devils foot= drug of the devil= Mary’s drug! http://jenna221b.tumblr.com/post/156910936655/its-only-going-to-upset-you-mary-took-johns

“Dressed up in the same fabric as the chair…”

Like the son in the power ranger car?!

oh my god! that level of foreshadowing is Extreme!

(More on Charlie in the car here)

so like i rewatched TLD and there was no blood on the floor after the shot where blood was gushing on the floor in the morgue. Plus the “stop laughing”, “im not laughing!” “sherlock hes not laughing”. That, and the bloodless floor makes me believe 100% that John didnt kick sherlock. “I hit him, I hit him hard”. But nothing else.

marcelock:

emilyteapot:

tbh if you look at the way john acts just before he supposedly attacks sherlock, he’s being super soft and gentle?? i just find it hard to believe he went from ‘[softly] he’s not laughing sherlock’ to hitting him at all, like, i don’t think he did tbh

i was just wondering about this the other day and then i remembered like, in HLV when john is talking about what would happen if sherlock got dragged away by security and he mentions that sherlock would get his head kicked in? because hes upset with sherlock? but he never actually hits him or anything in that episode- i think it’s similar. he did probably hit him to stop him but he likely didnt go as far as is depicted, he was just like imagining it or making it up because he was upset with sherlock, like in HLV. this is all the more likely to me bc of the fact that john is explicitly telling us what happened here, like we know for SURE this is john’s retelling, also like that moment in hlv