Aren’t you hurrying to get a ticket for next Sherlocked? You may be the lucky winner of a BBC Sherlock original THATCHER BUST!!! (They only say “an authentic original prop piece” but all the images attached are of the busts, so…)

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HAHAHAHA OMG NONNY, Sorry but this is so funny to me.

No, no I’m really not in any way interested in the Sherlocked convention. I have no need to spend hundreds of dollars to see supporting cast members talk about nothing. Or to meet Moffat’s kid. Yeah, no thanks.

Are they really giving away a prop? I guess they gatta get the hardcore fans in there somehow.

I will instead be spending my money on the fan-run 221B Con, instead of filling Mofftiss and Venture’s pockets with any more money.

You too can have your own mast produced Thatcher Bust from the most boring episode of BBC Sherlock ever! Can I win Redbeard the kid’s dog dish instead??

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Also, Sherlock’s lair? REALLY? Why would anyone even want this, it’s not even a recognizable part of the set!!

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But also, like how tasteless is it to offer a bust of Margaret-effing-Thatcher to a fandom that has a huge queer contingent?  Like this is just the poison icing on the rotten ‘S4 no-homo attitude’ cake, imo.  I mean I guess if you won it you could have the satisfaction of sledgehammering it in the parking lot afterwards, but like…  Sheesh!

I KNOW THAT’S WHAT I THOUGH! Like what a no-homo slap in the face to fans. The final kick in the pants to Johnlock fans. No fucking thank you!

Wouldn’t it be amazing (like really fucking amazing) if nobody went to this?

Moffat and Gatiss and Arwal all stoked to talk about “but did you listen!” and “we’ve been planning this for ages” and “hint hint hint the elephant in the room” and “shattering climax” and this is what the con looked like: