Ben’s current mustache gives us a tiny glimpse of the glory that could have been season 3’s ironic revenge stache
Imagine john walking into 221b after shaving for sherlock, all smooth like a baby and secretly hoping for some compliments and he steps into the living room and
John’s Jumpers Discourse Time: John’s jumpers are amazing you fools. how dare you call them ugly. and God forbid I see you call them itchy and terrible. I will bust through your walls like the kool-aid man and shove some soft merino wool in your face to show you how wrong you are. John would never wear terrible itchy wool, he is a Soft Sweater Boy who only wears Soft Sweaters, he would never wear something that isn’t a magnet for Sherlock’s face. only the squishiest yarn goes into making those sweaters to give Sherlock a good squishy handhold when he grabs John’s jumpers and kisses him!! name an article of clothing better than John’s sweaters!!
This boy’s taste in expensive coats though? Does not suggest manky Primark jumpers
As someone who lives in oversized primark jumpers because she’s piss poor, trust me, John would hate them
OP is actually Sherlock, you cannot convince me otherwise.
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