imagine being sister edgelord’s IT guy like, “you want HOW many projectors WHERe?”
dude hanging on a scaffolding over the well attempting to install a Dropcam like “it’s a good thing this chick’s mind-programming is so compelling because this gig doesn’t even include dental”
lmao omg
How about the beta testing. “How emotionally challenging was your experience in test number 3. Did you just piss your pants from fear or laughter. Wrong answer and you can be Alex Garridebs in the next run-through.”
“bob, listen, the moriarty clips aren’t syncing with audio and the boss just threatened to strangle me with my own intestines, how good are you with Final Cut Pro?”
“So who’s going to tell her that retro-fitting the high-security cells on level -7 with automatic sliding secret doors linked to the main console will take 18 months?”
“Hey I have a newborn, guys, give me a break.”
“Alright, Fred, rock-paper-scissors?”
“Has anyone seen Joe? I thought he was on A/V for the Gun Room rehearsal”
“Dude, he failed the loudspeaker test-run, she mind-controlled him off the edge of the south wing during our last performance review.”
“That asshole owed me ten quid. Pass me a Rockstar?”
“So who wants to help me haul a grown man into a small fake room?”
“Who’s got the family pictures we need to put on the walls? Also we need glue, stat”
“I’ve only got scotch tape. I think the boss didn’t program me sufficiently”
“Someone needs to get me out of the well after I chain this guy to the bottom of it.”
“I can’t, I’m already lugging the water.”
“Damn it, Jack.”
“What are these boxes doing in my office? And what’s in them?”
“Oh, yeah, those. These are the flat screens.”
“Flat screens?”
“Yeah, on wheels and everything.”
“How many?”
“I don’t know, six, I think.”
“Jesus Christ, Brian. This is getting out of hand.”
“Well, if a certain someone had just refrained from going down there to speak to her in person that first time, we wouldn’t be in this mess, now would we?”
“I’m sorry if I have a thing for creepy horror film chicks. Don’t kinkshame me!”
TFP The Final Production (Team).
“Listen, I thought it was bad when she told me to start painting the walls red, but now I have to go find a custom dog bowl. Do you KNOW how long it takes to find those?”
“Joe, just go on eBay or something–”
“Yeah, fine. But what about the light-up coffin?”
“Light-up coffin?”
“Yeah, Euros Dementia Dark’ness Holmes wants a coffin that looks like it’s glowing form the inside when you open it up.”
“idk man, try Etsy.”
“Euros Dementia Dark’ness Holmes”!
I LOST IT at that lol!
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This may be my favorite post of all about that episode.
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