Tag: meme

hear-the-people-sing:

emanondeltitnu:

1895itsallfine:

I’m trying to think of what to do with my Sherlock DVDs. eBay seems like too much of a pain (and there are lots on there anyway) and I don’t want to donate them anywhere because then I feel like I’m contributing to someone actually watching them. Is there something cathartic or symbolic I could do?

hang them on a string from an eave of the house to keep the woodpeckers away.   Toss them like a death frisbee.   Shoot them nicely.  Beat them with a tire iron.  Kick them while they are on the ground.  Bury them like our feelings.  The possibilities are endless 

shoot them nicely

hudders-and-hiddles:

hudders-and-hiddles:

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love-yellow-door:

strawberrypatty:

misselizabethbennets:

I keep telling him, if he was any good as a detective, I wouldn’t need a new mantel.

Is anyone else mad we’ve never seen Sherlock “karate the fridge” (what does that even mean?) because there’s no breakfast?

My name’s Sherlock
and wen it’s day
or Tesco’s shut
or John’s away
and wen my brain
won’t shift one smidge
i get up late
i chop the fridge.

(Sorry)