Tag: meme

sherlcckholmes:

Hi my name is Sherlock N’orth Dementia Straightlord Holmes and I have a fucking undercut (that’s how I got my Straightlord name) with white streaks and literal ice tips and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Jack Frost (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!)

thefemlockconspiracy:

who should u fight moftiss edition 

mark: gangly like i think id beat him at arm wrestling but also very devious and tall. had to be gay in high school decades ago so hes probably got some pent up shit ready to let loose. might straight up stab u

steven: bulkier but also definitely lazier. idk if i could beat him at arm wrestling or pure strength but could prob take him w technique and scrappiness . Also his smugness could work in ur favor if hes underestimating u. probably secretly brought mark who is about to stab u tho

Sherlock: Moriarty is definitely dead and i know exactly what he’s going to do next
Narrator Voice: he did, in fact, not know what moriarty was about to do next. neither did the writers who hadn’t planned anything in advance and pulled crazy edgelord’s shutter island spin-off out of their asses as they went along