i have one of those “i survived the sherlock hiatus 2014-2017″ stickers but now that i think about it it should probably be more like
“i survived sherlock series 4,
i survived car seat boy, and ajay, and that fake death and go to hell.
i survived churros holmes and that hospital.
i survived john beating sherlock.
i survived shermit. hell, i ship shermit.
i survived the spoilers from that bfi screening.
i survived clue theory. i believed in clue theory.
i think i believed in every single theory.
i survived watching the fucky problem in russian.
i survived watching the fucky problem on a big cinema screen, in english.
i survived the clown and those paintings and the umbrella sword gun.
i survived that singing drone and that ridiculous explosion scene with fire that doesn’t burn anything.
i survived churros holmes and her violin and i survived that horrible molly scene.
i survived azkaban.
i survived the shock proof elephant glass.
i survived dog-bowl-victor.
i survived john’s missing feet.
i survived ‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘platonic’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ parentlock.
i survived that horrible posthumous video subscription, i survived ‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘mary’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ telling me that who i really am doesn’t matter.
i survived moffat bullying a fan and gahtiss saying he doesn’t give a shit about criticism because we’re all just stupid.
i survived thelostspecial.com.
i hope i’ll survive the arg.
i am optimistic and pessimistic at the same time, seeing what i’ve survived before.
pull the trigger, moftiss, pull the rug.
give us that special.
and then please, PLEASE, finally put us back on hiatus.”
Like i think that would be a big sticker but compared to what’s going on right now tarmac hell was actually tarmac heaven.
I didn’t see the Lestrade or Irene one scenes you mentioned, but I feel like they pulled a few scenes from other seasons or added in some footage from 007, LOL. There are a couple scenes I don’t recognize (possibly stock footage?), and they used the credits for a few of them!
As I said, I’m at work right now, but this should be fun for a few of the Tin Hatters! 😀
there’s a woman who looks like The Woman but isn’t. And the hands who are touching her are not Sherlock’s.
But, yeah, that was wild, like, how can they advertise for all these things that didn’t happen in series 4?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
HAHAHA AGREED.
they stole it from a fanvid. which is just. i want to laugh but also what fuckery
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! OH MY GOD HE IS TIRED PLEASE JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
listen as long as they pull an Elementary and keep em platonic I won’t mind but otherwise it’s ridiculously INSULTING that they feel the need to make Watson a woman just for the sake of a romance. Fucking straight culture, indeed.
I’m betting you ____ dollars right now it’s a slow-burn het romance with a nordic blonde female Watson.
No hyi perkele, Suomi mainittu mut torille en lähde
I don’t know what that means but I hope it’s something angry in Finnish
Perkele means Devil I think
The first part means “Well fuck” or “Fucking hell” or something like that, translated for meaning not literal words. The rest is a mystery. I am yet to understand why that person mentions a market place. Somebody help?
“Oh fuck it / oh for Devil’s sake, Finland mentioned but I’m not going to the market place” – this is a Finnish meme thing, every time someone mentions us in the mainstream media, we cheer and say “Let’s go to the market place!” to celebrate (because the rest of the world doesn’t even know Finland exist / we never really achieve anything, it’s a self irony kind of thing : D). We never actually go to the market place but it refers that something Big has happened and we should be proud. Last time people actually went to the market place was back in 2011 when Finland won
Men’s World Ice Hockey Championships (the final game 6-1 against Sweden, we’ll never forget).
(^ Here’s a picture of us celebrating in Helsinki market place. Over 100 000 people. Crazy day. I was there too. I don’t even watch ice hockey. But yes, I was there too.)
So now Finland is again mentioned but this time, we’re not going to celebrate.
And that’s the greatest insult a Finn can think about. 8|
//end of Finnish internet culture lecture, we thank you for your interest
love these finnish memes in protest of straight culture
january 29th. nothing out of the ordinary. tjlc collectively sighs, takes off our tinfoil hats, some disappointed and others expectant. we go on netflix, tumblr, youtube, everywhere just to escape for a bit. our screens flicker. did you. must be a connectivity issue. keeps flickering. miss me? you hear the neighbors complaining through the walls, the newscaster is unsure of what to do as his teleprompter freezes up. the flickering increases, static and glitchy, and oh. could it be? andrew scott faces the screen, a manic grin on his face, “did you miss me? did you miss me? did you miss me?” the bastards did it, by god they did it. you pull out your phone; the same face. did you miss me? you can’t dial anything. your alarm clock has the words scrolling rapidly across its screen in stiff letters; did you miss me? did you miss me? you run downstairs to your family. your mother is in the kitchen. it’s andrew scott in a wig. “did you miss me, dear?” your sister is doing homework at the table, but it’s andrew scott again, carving ‘did you miss me’ into the wood. the dog is andrew scott, naked, napping by the fire. oh shit. you run outside, thunder rolling overhead, only to glimpse andrew scott jogging past with short shorts and a sports bra. across the street, the 90 year old man shuffling his garbage to the curb is just andrew scott in a robe with a scowl. the secret is unraveling. somewhere, mark and steven are laughing and triumphant in their glee. the rug pull. never been done before. television history. the thunder says, “did you miss me?” you tilt your face up to the sky, letting yourself finally smile. you feel your face. it’s andrew’s. “did you miss me?” you whisper as the rain begins to fall.
welcome to the final problem.
I have never tin hatted and never will. But this is the funniest and best thing I have ever read
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