alexxphoenix42:

goodmythicalmail:

wellthengameover:

williamanyascottholmes:

williamanyascottholmes:

toxicsemicolon:

Remember when Martin was on SNL, and [the writers wanted to do a sketch making fun of the homoerotic undertones in Sherlock, and Martin and Mofftiss had to spill the johnlock beans to the SNL writers to convince them that this is serious business and they are not allowed to spoil it, so instead] the writers wrote Martin a skit with lines like “I didn’t want to talk about that tonight,” and “I’ve been instructed not to talk about it,” and “I’m not supposed to talk about it, ok,” and “I’m just here for the gig, my man,” and Kenan says, “wow! It is really happening! Look at this lovely couple down here,” and gestures to a couple obviously dressed as Sherlock and John[, and then I screamed for a thousand years the end].

Here’s the video, for those who want to Understand:

Holiday Gig – Saturday Night Live (Season 40, 2014)

FUCKIN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

THIS IS SUBLIMINAL PROPOGANDA

HOW DO SNL AND @pizzahut GET TO KNOW ABOUT IT BEFORE WE DO

“okay, so just the cast, crew, SNL, and a thousand pizza hut employees”

“don’t be ridiculous. 250 at most”

Can I ask, after the decimation of S4 … what was the point? If they were never going to make Johnlock canon in the show, and it was just a big funny gay joke, why couldn’t they do a parody about John and Sherlock being (tee hee) gay for each other on SNL? I mean a jump and kiss wouldn’t have spoiled anything for the “glory” that was series 4. I mean WOT???????

This makes me think everyone (especially Martin) was down for JLC but mofftiss were not. This was as much as Martin could talk about the issue. A parody of not being able to talk about the thing. Ironic.

what john’s note REALLY said

marcelock:

Dear Sherlock,

By the time you read this I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen:

Your sister will shoot me, then Mycroft will try to shoot a clown, then your sister will blow us up, then we’ll all get on a boat and go to murder prison island, then get trapped, I’ll try to shoot a warden but I won’t be able to, you’ll try to shoot Mycroft, then you’ll try to shoot yourself, then your sister will shoot all of us.

PS then a bunch of gay conspirators will read this letter and then shoot each other.