The ratings for The Final Problem are likely to rise again when the on-demand audience is taken into account. The full consolidated ratings figures will be published next week.
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Don’t spend any more time worshipping the writers they dont deserve it they’re pretentious men who treat us like shit and look down on us and think they’re soooo clever
honestly though who got the power and wifi running in the burnt out ruins of Musgrave Manor to play sister edgelord’s freaky FaceTime antics
Who built the fake 4 walls?
Who bought and painted the dog bowl?
Who painted the walls red in Sherringford?
Who was doing the little girl’s voice
Who was pouring water down John’s well on command?
Who built the fake entrance/exits inside a maximum-security cell?
Who custom ordered a coffing with I Love You on it and had it delivered to a prison that no one knows exist
Who printed and pasted all the pictures inside of Fake Room?
Who sat down and actually edited the Moriarty video into reaction gifts
Who made a button to turn the lights red in various rooms for no reasonOh wait I forgot. Eurus Darkness Holmes is an X-Men.
It was a very hard end of internship assignment, but you have to admit, the whole thing went just seamlessly.
Now it all makes sense
what john’s note REALLY said
Dear Sherlock,
By the time you read this I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen:
Your sister will shoot me, then Mycroft will try to shoot a clown, then your sister will blow us up, then we’ll all get on a boat and go to murder prison island, then get trapped, I’ll try to shoot a warden but I won’t be able to, you’ll try to shoot Mycroft, then you’ll try to shoot yourself, then your sister will shoot all of us.
PS then a bunch of gay conspirators will read this letter and then shoot each other.
“Sherlock, you were always the grown up… what do we do now?” – Sherlock’s mom
Literally in what world
did they actually explain to us HOW eurus knew about moriarty or did they gloss over it
because she apparently had heard somehow of his obsession with sherlock and requested his presence ???
and they hatched a plan for her to start fucking with sherlock’s head if/when moriarty killed himself which she also somehow found out about
like
if eurus was mind controlling the entire prison staff then she literally did not need to wait for posthumous cues from moriarty in order to set her plan in motion
which she evidently somehow did by taking over every tv screen in the nation but not until three years later
and then she waited like another year after that before doing anything ??????
like i know there is a lot to call bullshit on in this episode but i’m calling bullshit
im actually never touching that play button on tfp again lmao cursed episode
I felt like iTunes was mocking me when it kept telling me I could go download it. Are you kidding me you fucking monsters?!!
Saaaame!
From now on, “go watch TFP” is now a work-safe alternative to “go fuck yourself.”
I like that!
Death waits for us all in
SamarraThe Final Problem.
So turns out it was trash from the start and we redbearded ourselves a healthier version
TFP: Wish Fulfillment.
How ironic, in the end, that while many fans were hoping for one sort of wish fulfillment, the show itself totally gave in to a different kind. THAT was the surprise. In the end, the shock was that the show would go so overboard scrambling to fit Moftiss’ favorite fantasies into one episode that it would lose all grounding, logic, and sense.
why did Euros flirt with John so he’d text her and then why did she bother to become his therapist when none of the info she got ever mattered or was used in any way?
if she just wanted to needlessly tranquilize him, why not come into his doctor’s office as a patient? if it’s because he wasn’t going to work, why not disguise herself as a mail carrier or police officer?
why Culverton anything?