elldotsee:

twomenofnote:

how did martin and ben do it though. like even in the pilot, even on the first day john and sherlock met, it already felt like john and sherlock had already known each other for ages. yes, it’s the easy banter between them but there’s also something else. something unnameable, something intangible that makes them look and feel so right together. it’s the rightness that kills me. the bone-deep comfort they seem to have around each other. that’s some next-level chemistry.

😭😭😭

I just want to thank you for being so willing to say that you no longer subscribe to tj//lc. I never believed in it since s3 was an enormous slap in the face to me that I’d never trust mofftiss again. But after s3, I got the impression from that fan circle that I was no longer welcome to ship Johnlock. Any depiction of Sherlock where he wasn’t an innocent woobie bottom was “dfp”, if you didn’t like s3 you were a “casual”… I was even called a sherl0ll1an despite hating that fucking awful ship.

artfulkindoforder:

yorkiepug:

Thank you Nonny, I really do appreciate it!

I’ve never shied away from admitting that I used to be a TJ/LCer and post S4 am no longer. I 100% believe that the show was gay, they put all that in there, we didn’t imagine it. And yes I believe they are guilty of gaslighting johnlockers (and I really don’t give two shits if some current tin hatters are uncomfortable with that, because TPTB are totally guilty of it).

Johnlock existed long before BBC Sherlock and will exist long after everyone has forgotten who Mofftiss are. TJ/LC doesn’t own Johnlock, it belongs to all of the fans. And you are welcome to ship that anyway you want, toplock, bottomlock ,wobbie Sherlock, dfp Sherlock etc etc.

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Because guess what, if I don’t like the same thing you do I DON’T HAVE TO READ IT. And yeah, I’ve been called an anti because I don’t believe in Mofftiss. Honestly, fuck um. Those folks who seems to think they’re the bnfs don’t matter. All Johnlockers are welcome on this blog. I have friends that salt, that tin hat, that don’t care either way, that don’t blog Sherlock anymore…I like people for who they are not for how they ship johnlock or if they do or don’t think Mofftiss are pieces of shit.

Again, thanks Nonny. Seriously come off anon and talk to me anytime. I’m always happy to shoot the johnlock shit with folks 😘

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I still call myself a TJLCer simply because I don’t think we need the creators’ permission for johnlock to be canon. Too bad Moffat & Gatiss weren’t in on the conspiracy

things casuals forgot happened

jon-lox:

  • john had his hand on a man’s bare genitals, like l i t e r a l l y
  • irene adler sexually dominated kate middleton
  • sherlock watched youtube videos on how to fold napkins
  • john loves attention, he wants to fucking roll around in it while jacking off
  • sherlock paraded around butt ass naked in front of a whole buncha guys
  • john & sherlock don’t know how to have friends other than each other
  • literally no one knows who the fuck mary is and mycroft is scared
  • john called sherlock “mate” and felt his bowels rearrange??
  • sherlock defeated death for only john
  • john has never gotten mad on behalf of mary ever
  • but he punched a police chief in the face for calling sherlock a weirdo
  • & he was gonna punch mr. carmichael for steppin to sherlock 1 time
  • sherlock opened a random door to check out hot military guys
  • john and sherlock threw a party together
  • THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN 12 OUT GAY PEOPLE ON THE SHOW, 13 IF YOU INCLUDE SHERLOCK’S UNCLE RUDY (who is a crossdresser which tbf doesn’t  = gay, but we’re working with gay coding here so)
  • 13 GAYS ON THE SHOW ALREADY WITH 1 OF THEM BEING SHERLOCK’S UNCLE, LIKE WHAT HARM IS 2 MORE GAYS??
  • LIKE BUDDY, HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA BUT THIS SHOW ALREADY GAY AS FUCK!!

heimishtheidealhusband:

heimishtheidealhusband:

Irene: applies rouge, meanwhile, Sherlock: applies rouge

Irene: puts on a costume, meanwhile, Sherlock: puts on a costume

Irene: has an assistant who helps prepare her, meanwhile, Sherlock: has an assistant who helps prepare him

Irene: is gay with her assistant, meanwhile, Sherlock: WAIT WHAT’S A METAPHOR SUDDENLY I CAN’T READ

Oh I almost forgot the most important one

Kate: is a trashcan and everything Irene wears works for her

John: is a trashcan who OH WAIT STILL CAN’T READ NEVER MIND NOTHING GAY HERE