thepurplecarbuncle:

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šŸ’—šŸ’™ Hello Sherlock fans!!! šŸ’ŸšŸ’—šŸ’ž Here are the words a dying assassin gasped out before choking on her own blood.šŸ’œĀ We put themĀ on a crappy edit of her wedding photo because it’s more romantique!!! šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™There she is, next to the man who cheated on her because she’s a pathological liar and he couldn’t handle it!! šŸ’–šŸ’–Happy Valentine’s Day to all the lovers out there!! May you be this happy one day. uwu šŸ’šŸ’›ā¤ #Watson #shewillhaunthimtillhediesanyway

but that’s not the right question, is it? if thompson is fake, then why did they invent a writer?

tjlc:

warmth-and-constancy:

nondeducible:

teapotsubtext:

or steve thompson is real and wrote the blind banker but that was the end of his involvement??

emilyteapot:

i said last week confirmed steve thompson for fake because i’m pretty sure mark and steven would have wanted to be part of writing the ep that would be central to this alternate reality game they’ve created

if we’re on the right track, the best possible connection i’ve made so far is that The Reichenbach Fall could be a collaborative effort between mark, steven, and Derren, because that’s the episode that literally foreshadowed real world events that have already taken place

in order to obfuscate this fact they could have either concocted someone entirely, or took a real person who’s low profile and had them agree to use their name and likeness as a placeholder

i have no theories that explain the blind banker at this time lmao

Steve was given free reign to create storylines and he went on to pen The Blind Banker, and The Reichenbach Fall episode in which star Benedict Cumberbatch plunges to his ā€˜deathā€˜, getting the ā€œwhole nation talkingā€.

ā€œWe hired a famous magician to come and help us,ā€ reveals the Cambridge resident, ā€œand we sat and talked it over. Originally I wanted to chuck him off The Shard, but that would have been quite hard to film.

i’m absolutely 100% sure derren brown helped with trf lol

Jesus Christ, you guys, I was KIND OF KIDDING about Derren Brown WHAT THE FUCK

vitruvianwatson:

vitruvianwatson:

vitruvianwatson:

People writing articles about how Moriarty set this crazy thing up for Sherlock after his death, like…did you even watch the show? Ā This had nothing to do with Moriarty’s plans. Ā He didn’t set shit up. Ā Eurus invited him to Mindfuck Palace and saidĀ ā€œhere make some reaction gifs and sound bytes for me so i can fuck with my bro in like five yearsā€ (why wait five years??????) and because she can control minds and idk possess people apparently he did what she wanted. Like…he had literally nothing to do with anything that happened in this godforsaken episode. Ā Moriarty’s presence was absolutely unnecessary.

WAIT HOLD ON. Ā Was that actually a Moftiss quote? Ā Talking about how Moriarty set this thing up for Sherlock after his death? Ā IS THAT SOMETHING THEY LITERALLY SAID???

Oh my fucking god it was a quote. Ā Steven Moffat fucking said

ā€œWe knew that we wanted Moriarty, after killing himself, to have set up a disaster for Sherlock Holmes. Making it his sister, barreling into the root of it, was an obvious way to go.ā€

STEVEN! Ā DID YOU READ YOUR OWN EPISODE? Ā  MORIARTY’S ROLE WAS P O I N T L E S S HE DID NOTHING!!!

Steven…steven…this is why you have multiple people check your scripts. You just didn’t care because you and mark wanted Moriarty to come back somehow

violet-vernet:

heimishtheidealhusband:

jenna221b:

holmesguy:

jenna221b:

I’m not over Sherlock breaking the fourth wall by LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN FOUR WALLS AROUND HIM.

And the little girl on the plane looking right into the camera while Moriarty announcesĀ ā€œWelcome to The Final Problemā€ like a game show.

IT’S. FAKE!

thats not the only funny thing about those walls tbh

OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST WANTS TO BREAK FREE! LET HIM!

THE PAINS THEY TOOK TO QUEER CODE THIS MAN…!!!!!

So help me god there had better be a follow through to this

So not only is there the Ocean-Of-Bis Interpretive Dance Number to connect to the deep waters theme, it’s got the walls falling down too?

I mean, sure maybe I’m crazy, but can you blame me? Prolonged exposure to shit like this has driven me insane.

mr-brightside24:

wssh-watson:

mofftissyoudonegoofd:

teapotsubtext:

swishyspock:

221bee:

this is so so fucking suspect y’all like…..

THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE HAVING A FIELD DAY?????????

LOOK I KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I. HAVE. BOXES. Ā OF CAROL FROM HR

something’s still very fucky

I AM YELLING THIS IS SO WILD

never have i ever thought to see a bbc report claiming that kremlin used sherlock leak as a weapon in information warfare. they are going is crazy