Real talk: I watched the FULL trailer for Sherlock gnomes tonight before coco (if you haven’t seen, go see it) and let me just say:

1). At one point Sherlock, Watson and other gnomes are being chased by lucky cat gnomes. LUCKY. CATS. I would like to speak to the writers, producers and literally everyone for WHY LUCKY CATS.

2). Sherlock is called an ass. But in pun form.

3). He’s the front half of a squirrel suit which I have to believe is either the carcass of a dead squirrel or a gutted stuffed toy.

And that’s not where I lost my god dang mind. Oh no.

4). Sherlock tried showing Juliet the proper way to “dance” which I can only describe as white people twerking poorly.

I was left more mortified than before