Apple Tree Yard ???

softgayjohnlock:

Mm I love that Apple Tree Yard thing the 4- PART drama played by WATSON and BEN, with other actors including Helen ANDERSON and RYCROFT, yeah sounds so good!!

Amazing book though, let’s be real. Who’s that by again? LOUISE Doughty, ohhh nice nice. But who wrote the series? AMANDA Coe, did you say?

What that classic main character’s name again? Yvonne… CARMICHAEL, wasn’t it? Oh and what’s that, you say? DOCTOR Carmichael? Oo loving that.

I can’t wait to be able to watch a show about PASSION, LIES AND DANGER. Sounds new and exciting.

What time is it on? Ohhhhh, Sunday at 9pm is it? Fascinating.

I have a theory.

fictionesquedreams:

Disclaimer – Now I don’t know if this is a meta, or just my head canon or
whatever. All I know is that I need to stop feeling like such crap about this
show so I can sleep tonight and I need to have my own version of the story that I can live with.

Would really love for my favorite tumblr blogs to read this if possible @quietlyprim @inevitably-johnlocked @skulls-and-tea @moriarty @loudest-subtext-in-tv @joolabee @marcelock and let me know your thoughts.

Note – I haven’t done spell
check or grammar check, my left wrist is in pain – haven’t typed so much in so
long. Also let me know where I’ve swallowed words that makes it hard to
understand what I’m referring to I’m so sleep deprived like…what. Apologies in
advance.

Let me start off with Moriarty is TAB – “none of it is real”.

It’s consistently been the bad guys, the villains setting up
our favorite pair – fooling them, harming them, pulling them apart. What if
this time, this time, for once, Sherlock Holmes was ahead of the
game?

Keep reading

We may just have a decoder ring for TFP

heimishtheidealhusband:

Okay. I’m writing this meta sitting on a plane having seen TFP exactly once (in English) and having done a quick Wikipedia refresher on The Importance of Being Earnest after not having read it for 10 years. I’m also typing this on my phone so don’t expect formatting.

We need to add the out of the blue conversation about Oscar Wilde into the pile of “something fucky” about this series. If you can, try to put aside your rage about invoking Oscar’s ghost in this atrocity of an episode and bear with me. And if you’re not in a place to entertain tin foil hat conspiracies, that is absolutely okay.

Premise: My faith in Mark Gatiss is at about zero right now, but I’m still reluctant to believe that Mark would not only draw our attention to this play, by this man, in a show steeped in 1895, when there was absolutely no plot relevant reason to do so other than to get up the hopes of queer viewers and then brutally dash them.

WHY, then. Why any of this.

It could be brutally unnecessary queerbaiting. Or, alternatively: it could be something fucky. (If I’m wrong, then I’ll be the first in line to drag him, btw.)

If you’re not familiar: Wilde was a famous queer dramatist in Victorian London, he was a contemporary and friend of ACD, he wrote awesome queer literature that was too obvious and he was arrested and imprisoned for it (in 1895) which caused his early death. Being Earnest, in particular, is famous for being one of the most blatantly, obviously queer coded works of the Victorian era. It’s in part what got him arrested in the first place. I mean. There’s a character named “bunbury” (just wait for it), and the phrase “Earnest” was itself a code word among the Victorian gay community used to identify one another.

Now. Here’s where the fucky part begins. Being Earnest was written in 1895, the same year Wilde was arrested for aggravated gayness. Drawing attention to this play in particular is now drawing another 1895 parallel in actual BBC Sherlock canon, for better or for worse.

So we’re to believe that for no reason whatsoever, when Sherlock and Mycroft are saying their goodbyes to each other thanks to that idiotic “patience grenade”, that Sherlock finds it necessary to remind Mycroft that he played Lady Bracknell in Being Earnest and that he did a good job of it. Well that’s weird. Until we look up the character synopsis of Lady Bracknell: “the perfect symbol of Victorian earnestness – the belief that style is more important than substance and that social and class barriers are to be enforced.”

SOMETHING’S FUCKY, SOMETHING’S MAJORLY FUCKY. This is a perfect summation of Mycroft’s role in TAB. the perfect image of the establishment. The enemy that must be defeated. It’s also the perfect description of this episode: style over substance, and that social and class barriers (heteronormativity) are to be enforced.

Just for funsies, let’s look up the character synopses for the two main characters of Being Earnest:

John (Jack) Worthing: A young, eligible bachelor about town. His family pedigree is a mystery, but his seriousness and sincerity are evident. He proposes to the honorable Gwendolyn Fairfax, and despite leading a double life, eventually displays his conformity to the Victorian moral and cultural standards. (Holy shit, it’s John.)

Algernon Moncreiff: A languid poser of the leisure class, bored by conventions and looking for excitement. Algernon, unlike Jack, is not serious and generally out for his own gratification. Lady Bracknell is Algernon’s aunt. (Holy shit, it’s Sherlock, down to the funny name.)

And just to round things out, who is Gwendolyn Fairfax, the woman John proposes to? She “believes style is important, not sincerity. She is submissive in public but rebels in private.” This would fit with pre-redemption arc Mary.

The plot of the play is that both Algernon and Jack lead a secret double life using the assumed name “Ernest”. Algernon pretends to have an invalid friend named “bunbury” (ahem) out in the country who he needs to tend to, and uses this as an excuse to avoid social obligations. (This really has shades of sounding like the institutionalized Euros plot?) Jack, meanwhile, escapes his life of duty and responsibility in the countryside and becomes a libertine named Ernest when he goes to the city. (Oh hi, adventure craving John.) Farcical miscommunications happen, blah blah, the play ends with everyone officially named Ernest and everyone happily engaged to be married.

Back to the question, WHY, WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD THEY DO THIS? I think I may have an inkling. Being Earnest is known for two things: being suuuuper gay, and being trivial and farcical to the point that reviewers of the era were hesitant to even give it a shot. The queer coding implications of bringing this in are so obvious it goes without saying, so let’s move on to the farce. Reviewer William Archer said that he enjoyed watching it but found it to be empty of meaning. “What can a poor critic do with a play that raises no principle, whether of art or morals, creates its own canons and conventions, and is nothing but an absolutely willful expression of an irrepressibly witty personality?” Others said “it is of nonsense all compact”, and “the story is almost too preposterous” (to not be a soap opera).

Are these critiques sounding familiar at all??? Long story short: IT’S A LITERAL FARCE.

Lastly, let’s not forget what quote Mycroft actually brings into it: “the pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” The possible implications of that, I believe, go without saying.

I don’t want to get too far down into the meta rabbit hole because if I’m wrong it would be a waste of my time. But. SOMETHING IS EXTREMELY FUCKY HERE.

If – IF, and I recognize it’s a big if – there is a bigger plan here, our question is why do it this way, why bother with all this. I can think of two potentials: 1) If they’re highlighting the environment that ACD Sherlock was written in to make a larger point about heteronormative culture, or 2) something went wrong at the BBC level and they’re highlighting that we’re still culturally stuck in the same era.

Can we all just agree that there is a strong possibility this reference was written in for some sort of a purpose? Hopefully? Probably? There are too many parallels here and the signaling in the dialogue to this play was too out of place to just drop Wilde’s name for the sake of it? And if they did it just to add to the queer subtext that they’re not going to make use of, this is next level queerbaiting to the extent that I genuinely have a hard time believing Gatiss would allow this to happen? I’m hoping against hope? We know how important Wilde is to Mark as a gay man. If there’s nothing more, then I’ll come back to this topic in the future and pick it apart as free standing queer subtext. This just heightens the stakes of the “brilliance or dumpster fire” quandary we’re staring down right now.

If it were me writing Sherlock (and obviously it’s not, and obviously I don’t trust these guys right now): I would say that it would be a nice touch to update Wilde’s version of being “Ernest” – having to take on an assumed name and a secret double life and hide your queerness under subtext – to the modern queer standard of just “Being Earnest”. As in honest. True to one’s self. Ernest to Earnest.

It’s fucky. It’s just so fucky. What the fuck are they up to, guys.

The Final Problem: Oh, Sherlock. You’re Dreaming. Again.

teapotsubtext:

marcespot:

jenna221b:

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^The opening shot of The Final Problem.

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^The opening shot of The Abominable Bride.

They both open with eyes. This is an indicator that both episodes involve Sherlock dreaming at some point. 

The little girl on the plane= Eurus reveal does not make sense. It’s a gasp worthy shock on the surface, that crumbles around itself when you think too much about it. So why did we see her in the plane if it was always just Eurus phoning? Why not just hear her voice over and we wouldn’t have needed to be fooled at all? etc. etc.

The little girl on the plane is actually Sherlock in His Last Vow/ The Abominable Bride.

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She is scared and frightened. Trapped. And then she gets a phone call and hears the voice of Jim Moriarty:

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Sherlock is the “Poor little thing. Alone in the sky in a great big plane with nowhere to land. But where in the world is she?” 

Sherlock’s plane never reaches its destination. Where he “is” is in his mind. Having Sherlock as the little girl also explains the remarkable visual parallels to Sherlock’s Bond Air case, the fact that it is the same little girl that led to that very case!

Oh, Sherlock. 

Look how brilliant you are. Your mind has created the perfect metaphor. You’re high above us, all alone in the sky, and you understand everything except how to land.

For more on the deliberate strangeness (is that the polite term? 😉 ) of this “episode”, see:

Remind you of anything? A facade? (Please let the projector light be our smoking gun)

The Most Meta of Meta Parodies (The game’s still on)

If you want to make me laugh OR cry then do one, not both!

First Impressions

Yes, thank you. More hope.

remember in TST when ella asks sherlock to tell her about his recurring nightmare

This is why I love the Sherlock fandom. Even in times of duress, we create. (Also I love this theory. And if it means we are back on the Tarmac then yay)

moriarty:

rainlock:

hmsfuckingjohnlock:

shag-me-senseless-watson:

They have the same date. If this was just TAB then it would say TAB. If it were just BTS then it wouldn’t be a separate episode. So wtf is going on.

Okay so this is a bit weird and possibly means nothing and there isn’t a secret episode and All That, but what do we say about coincidences?

22nd of January

22/1/16

221

My tin foil hat is staying on the shelf. My tin foil hat is staying on the shelf. MY TIN FOIL HAT IS STAYING ON THE SHELF.

*conspiracy arm grabs ankle* I WON’T GO! I’M NOT GOING!

hubblegleeflower:

oxfordlunch:

This is what is happening.

They are proving a point.

The point is:

ACD or BBC notwithstanding, the CASES DON’T MATTER.  The magic, the spark, the entire fucking POINT is John and Sherlock’s relationship, the love they have for one another.

They wrote an episode where they removed that.  They took the magic away and showed us what is left when you do so.  It’s a nightmare scenario.  It’s WRONG.

THEY DID THIS SO THE CASUAL VIEWERS WOULD ALSO SEE THIS.

THEY ARE PROVING TO THEM THAT THE STORY IS ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES’S HEART AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JOHN AND THAT IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN SINCE CONCEPTION.

THEY ARE SHOWING THE WORLD THAT THE CASES.  DON’T.  FUCKIN.  MATTER.

God I want to believe this! It’s such a great description of what happened in that episode.

It is what would happen (did happen) if the show had some sort of seizure just before the moment of the big reveal and instead remained hidden….

…OH! UNTIL IT EXPLODES ONE WEEK LATER IN A DRAMATIC CONFLAGRATION IN THE FACES OF ALL THOSE WHO STILL ADMIRE THE RIGID, SUFFOCATING HOMOPHOBIA OF MARGARET THATCHER AND EVERYONE LIKE HER.

Best argument so far for the existence of Episode 4. Thanks, @oxfordlunch

Deciphering Mycroft at the Movies

jenna221b:

We already have the recurring imagery of projectors to hint at the theme of ‘doctored’ footage.  (See Remind you of anything? A facade? (Please let the projector light be our smoking gun)

And now, right after the opening credits of The Final Problem, we see Mycroft watching a film noir. Well, alright, he has to have some hobbies. Except, it’s not just a film noir, it’s a film noir that’s COMPLETELY MADE UP BY MARK AND STEVEN:

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This is a massive Red Flag, meta within meta. To me, this scene is Mark as a writer watching a ‘film’ of his own creation play out…

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^To begin with, he’s in his element, really enjoying the film. And what’s it about? Well, there’s two people, and they’re talking by using criminal language like “arresting” and “pressing charges”, but it’s clear it’s still a romance. #TRMOJAS ❤ 

There’s an even a nice dig with Mycroft/Mark mouthing along to the line of Adam and Eve, the representation of the “”sacred union”” of “”man and wife”” being “the beginning of all human misery.”

So, our film continues, and it’s obvious that the couple are looking forward to “searching each other thoroughly.” They’re just about to get the hell on with it, when the tape is replaced by the Holmes’ childhood/creepy I’M BACK video.

Guess who doesn’t look happy about that:

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The entire tape burns, we don’t get to see the ending of the film:

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It’s a Nightmare!

So opens Mycroft’s ‘Horror Movie’ moment. Except, the real horror movie is already happening: the love story of both the film noir and John and Sherlock has been interrupted. See @thegamesafucky‘s post on The Final Problem as one big interruption.

Viewing Mark as Mycroft here, I wonder if this could also be his horror at The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes losing its most key, revealing romantic scenes? 

The audience is not meant to like it at all. Even those who weren’t aware they were watching a love story are aware that’s something’s up, something’s crashed and burned. Give us back the real tape, the real show! they’ll demand, and then soon they’ll release that the ‘real tape’ was a romance all along. 

The movie will continue on and get its happy ending. We just need our ‘lights up’ moment, where the truth is revealed:

Maybe I’m just in denial

warmth-and-constancy:

tigressthetiger:

keepmeright:

but unless there is some magical fourth episode to fix everything I think we should legitimately consider that the BBC squashed the idea of airing a gay romance.  Consider:

  • I’m going to assume that everything was on-track through S3 and TAB because really nothing but TJLC explains that part of the narrative
  • BBC has some serious funding issues now.  Sherlock is a massively successful show with an international following.  Sure, BBC may have been fully onboard when whey the show started with a pilot and two relatively low-profile actors, but things have changed.
  • Mark and Steven and Sue are being soldiers, and they are going down with this ship. So they wrote and produced a bizarre S4 that is fun (for the majority of the audience) on first go through but rapidly falls apart with any analysis.  They either get the show canceled or convince BBC to let them go back to telling their story
    • There was no foreshadowing of the content of The Final Problem…why the heck was that title such a spoiler that they had to release it late?
    • Mary’s totally implausible death and not even remotely explained character redemption
    • The combination of editing and transitions that will probably win awards combined with sloppy work like cameras in frame in TST and disappearing blood during the morgue scene in TLD
    • What is Sherlock’s recurring dream, or the content of the note from John? Eurus shoots John but it’s just a tranquilizer (and why)?
    • All the water and deep memories but Sherlock has no memory of what happened?
    • Also…just all of the plot?
  • So I am just going to believe for now that they are trying to tell us not to believe this is the story they wanted to tell.
    • Mark going on about warm paste and saying that “Sherlock” is the villain of S4 – and the victim of it’s own success
    • Mark apparently in tears about the hug during the TLD screening Q&A because it wasn’t the culmination he wanted
    • With Brexit and all the political and funding stuff maybe at comic con they still didn’t know that the story was going to have to change
    • Easter eggs for us about acronyms and drink code
  • I know people are angry about queerbaiting and the “who you are doesn’t matter”…but consider that they are just as angry as we are and lashed out.

Anyway thats enough ranting for now.  Maybe it is just queerbaiting, but this theory makes me just the tiniest bit less mad so I’m sticking with it for now.

I literally had a moment in TST when I thought Moftiss was trying to imply that what happened to Charlie (died before he could come out) had happened to the show :/

If any of this is true, surely it’ll come out?

Right now I’m assuming this not the case. However, I am willing to change my mind if it is confirmed this is indeed what happened.